Sleep Talkin' Man

Sleep Talkin' Man
Topic Started: Jan 10 2010, 11:07 AM (393 Views)
Bluezone777	Jan 10 2010, 11:07 AM Post #1
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ This made me lol. It's basically a guy's wife writing down all the funny and off the wall things her husband says while asleep.
	Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." My Awards


Xarina	Jan 10 2010, 12:47 PM Post #2
<3 Jason Posts: 18,641 Group: Moderator Member #3 Joined: July 27, 2008 Gender Female Sexual Orientation Jason lover	Quote: Also, just after he shouted "COCK HUNTER" and woke up, he looked at me with fear in his eyes and said, "um, did I just shout cock hunter?" It's been worrying him ever since. lmfao XD
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Fluffy the Shark	Jan 10 2010, 02:16 PM Post #3
Emotionally Insane Posts: 20,348 Group: Member(TSS) Member #112 Joined: October 10, 2008 Gender Tomboy (Female) Sexual Orientation Lesbian	I sleep talk... I fear the things I say while I'm having a dream about my fantasizes..
	"Yes, it is better to masturbate, because at best it corrupts only one person." ~ Bible.com


Bluezone777	Jan 12 2010, 08:51 AM Post #4
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	Quote: 1. Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. 2. Badger tickling: Proceed with caution 3. I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good 4. So this is what it feels like to be a gummy bear 5. Vegetarians will be the first to go 6. sigh of a ninja 7. My vision of hell is a lentil casserole. 8. I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat. 9. I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! 10. Do you like what you see? Well, bloody look harder! 11. Now f@k off and let me bask in the glory of being me. 12. Stupid f@king fishcakes 13. Legs time! Everybody get your legs! lol these quotes are being considered to put on tshirts that they plan on selling to anyone anywhere. I have to say numbers eight and eleven are the best. XD
	Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." My Awards


Xarina	Jan 12 2010, 01:21 PM Post #5
<3 Jason Posts: 18,641 Group: Moderator Member #3 Joined: July 27, 2008 Gender Female Sexual Orientation Jason lover	I'd buy some of those t-shirts.
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Bluezone777	Jan 14 2010, 02:18 PM Post #6
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	lol they finally got the shop up so you can order them now. They look really nice imo.
	Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." My Awards


Shadow Reaver	Jan 14 2010, 10:17 PM Post #7
Resident Lurker Posts: 760 Group: Member(SR/HS) Member #54 Joined: September 1, 2008 Gender Y chromozone carrier Sexual Orientation Women only	XD Thanks for sharing BZ. That was bloody hilarious
	98% of the internet population has a Myspace and/or Facebook and/or Twitter. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your sig.


Darklight	Jan 19 2010, 01:37 AM Post #8
Psychognosis Posts: 2,171 Group: Member Member #287 Joined: October 6, 2009 Gender male Sexual Orientation straight	I like it. I came up with a t-shirt for a friend of mine. I'm tap dancing on the edge between sanity and insanity. He really is. Must admit so am I. BTW the friend in question is not on Rapture. Jason is saner than I am. So is Anna.
	Looking for the right lady. Mjust be about as strange as I am.


Bluezone777	Jan 19 2010, 10:18 AM Post #9
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	He got on the news in England and they have a video of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAAOaoswXw This is a video made by a fan who read aloud all of his favorite quotes from the site that I thought was funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX6_eDt-ShQ
	Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." My Awards


Darklight	Jan 21 2010, 02:10 PM Post #10
Psychognosis Posts: 2,171 Group: Member Member #287 Joined: October 6, 2009 Gender male Sexual Orientation straight	He could write a book. "How to sleep your way to fame and fortune."
	Looking for the right lady. Mjust be about as strange as I am.


Minato	Jan 23 2010, 01:18 PM Post #11
Someday the Dream Will End Posts: 1,948 Group: Moderator Member #15 Joined: August 23, 2008	True. Hell, I saw him on the news a couple of days ago. o.o
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Darklight	Jan 30 2010, 11:03 AM Post #12
Psychognosis Posts: 2,171 Group: Member Member #287 Joined: October 6, 2009 Gender male Sexual Orientation straight	That's what I like. A lazy man's method to stardom. Glad I don't talk in my sleep. It might reveal too much of my master plan...
	Looking for the right lady. Mjust be about as strange as I am.


Bluezone777	Feb 1 2010, 09:37 AM Post #13
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	lol they have audio clips up of some of his sayings and even made ringtones too. XD
	Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." My Awards


Bluezone777	Feb 3 2010, 12:11 PM Post #14
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	sleep talkin' man "My ass and my personality are the same thing. Huge and in your face." lol
	Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." My Awards


Darklight	Feb 4 2010, 12:06 PM Post #15
Psychognosis Posts: 2,171 Group: Member Member #287 Joined: October 6, 2009 Gender male Sexual Orientation straight	Tsk. Tsk. What are we going to do with you BZ? No double posting.
	Looking for the right lady. Mjust be about as strange as I am.


Xarina	Feb 4 2010, 12:21 PM Post #16
<3 Jason Posts: 18,641 Group: Moderator Member #3 Joined: July 27, 2008 Gender Female Sexual Orientation Jason lover	Quote: "Pants off! Air the jewels, air the jewels." Quote: "Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you." Quote: "Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it's with me." There's nothing wrong with double-posting Edited by Xarina, Feb 4 2010, 12:23 PM.
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Bluezone777	Feb 18 2010, 04:03 AM Post #17
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	Here are some of my recent favs. XD Quote: "Why don't you make your mouth useful. Say goodbye." Quote: "I know it's a shame that when I walk out of a room it gets just a little bit darker and gray. It's a burden I carry." Quote: "Oh, don't worry, dear. The spot doesn't make you ugly. No no no. The rest of your face, now THAT makes you ugly. The spot's just a highlight." Ps. Spot in the UK means zit apparently.
	Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." My Awards


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