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Topic Started: Dec 27 2009, 11:21 AM (132 Views)
Bluezone777	Dec 27 2009, 11:21 AM Post #1
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	OPERATOR: "RIDGE HALL, COMPUTER ASSISTANCE; MAY I HELP YOU?" CALLER: "YES, WELL, I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH WORDPERFECT." OPERATOR: "WHAT SORT OF TROUBLE??" CALLER: "WELL, I WAS JUST TYPING ALONG, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE WORDS WENT AWAY." OPERATOR: "WENT AWAY?" CALLER: "THEY DISAPPEARED." OPERATOR: "HMM SO WHAT DOES YOUR SCREEN LOOK LIKE NOW?" CALLER: "NOTHING." OPERATOR: "NOTHING??" CALLER: "IT'S BLANK; IT WON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING WHEN I TYPE." OPERATOR: "ARE YOU STILL IN WORDPERFECT, OR DID YOU GET OUT??" CALLER: "HOW DO I TELL?" OPERATOR: "CAN YOU SEE THE C: PROMPT ON THE SCREEN??" CALLER: "WHAT'S A SEA-PROMPT?" OPERATOR: "NEVER MIND, CAN YOU MOVE YOUR CURSOR AROUND THE SCREEN?" CALLER: "THERE ISN'T ANY CURSOR: I TOLD YOU, IT WON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING I TYPE." OPERATOR: "DOES YOUR MONITOR HAVE A POWER INDICATOR??" CALLER: "WHAT'S A MONITOR?" OPERATOR: "IT'S THE THING WITH THE SCREEN ON IT THAT LOOKS LIKE A TV. DOES IT HAVE A LITTLE LIGHT THAT TELLS YOU WHEN IT'S ON??" CALLER: "I DON'T KNOW." OPERATOR: "WELL, THEN LOOK ON THE BACK OF THE MONITOR AND FIND WHERE THE POWER CORD GOES INTO IT. CAN YOU SEE THAT??" CALLER: "YES, I THINK SO." OPERATOR: "GREAT. FOLLOW THE CORD TO THE PLUG, AND TELL ME IF IT'S PLUGGED INTO THE WALL. CALLER: "YES, IT IS." OPERATOR: "WHEN YOU WERE BEHIND THE MONITOR, DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WERE TWO CABLES PLUGGED INTO THE BACK OF IT, NOT JUST ONE??" CALLER: "NO." OPERATOR: "WELL, THERE ARE. I NEED YOU TO LOOK BACK THERE AGAIN AND FIND THE OTHER CABLE.." CALLER: "OKAY, HERE IT IS." OPERATOR: "FOLLOW IT FOR ME, AND TELL ME IF IT'S PLUGGED SECURELY INTO THE BACK OF YOUR COMPUTER." CALLER: "I CAN'T REACH." OPERATOR: "UH HUH. WELL, CAN YOU SEE IF IT IS??" CALLER: "NO." OPERATOR: "EVEN IF YOU MAYBE PUT YOUR KNEE ON SOMETHING AND LEAN WAY OVER??" CALLER: "OH, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT ANGLE - IT'S BECAUSE IT'S DARK." OPERATOR: "DARK??" CALLER: "YES - THE OFFICE LIGHT IS OFF, AND THE ONLY LIGHT I HAVE IS COMING IN FROM THE WINDOW. " OPERATOR: "WELL, TURN ON THE OFFICE LIGHT THEN." CALLER: "I CAN'T." OPERATOR: "NO? WHY NOT??" CALLER: "BECAUSE THERE'S A POWER FAILURE." OPERATOR: "A POWER......... A POWER FAILURE? AHA, OKAY, WE'VE GOT IT LICKED NOW. DO YOU STILL HAVE THE BOXES AND MANUALS AND PACKING STUFF YOUR COMPUTER CAME IN??" CALLER: "WELL, YES, I KEEP THEM IN THE CLOSET." OPERATOR: "GOOD. GO GET THEM, AND UNPLUG YOUR SYSTEM AND PACK IT UP JUST LIKE IT WAS WHEN YOU GOT IT. THEN TAKE IT BACK TO THE STORE YOU BOUGHT IT FROM." CALLER: "REALLY? IS IT THAT BAD?" OPERATOR: "YES, I'M AFRAID IT IS." CALLER: "WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN, I SUPPOSE. WHAT DO I TELL THEM??" OPERATOR: "TELL THEM YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO OWN A COMPUTER!!!!!"
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Xarina	Dec 27 2009, 11:24 AM Post #2
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December, Esq	Dec 27 2009, 03:08 PM Post #3
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