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Fictional Doctor's office; Drs Johnson and Johnson
Topic Started: Dec 27 2009, 01:55 AM (201 Views)
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This is Doctor Dick Johnson and Doctor Willie Johnson. We at the Penile Institute are testing our new ad campaign. Please give us your feedback.

Is your little soldier stuck at half mast? We can have your soldier standing at attention with our line holistic remidies. Please go to the emergency room if your soldier has not completed his duty in four hours. Either that or make your own porno. We would require royalties.

Is your little explorer heading into unknown bush? We got you covered. Our cutomized protective suits are guaranteed to work. Unlike other companies, our condoms come in gun calibers, anything from a .22 short to a 50 caliber. We can custom fit if needed. And if you work only at night, our product glows in the dark. They may be used as night lights.

Amd introducing our newest product for our soldiers. We make custom protective cups that are bullet-proof. Our family vaults will protect your family jewels. Warning: The family vault may make the objects it protects seem larger. This warning is directed at the ladies.


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"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."


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We offer volume discounts for gigolos and the Dan Fieldings ( Night Court) of the world.
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