FUNNY CELEBRITY QUOTES

FUNNY CELEBRITY QUOTES
Topic Started: Sep 1 2009, 02:26 PM (229 Views)
Xarina	Sep 1 2009, 02:26 PM Post #1
<3 Jason Posts: 18,641 Group: Moderator Member #3 Joined: July 27, 2008 Gender Female Sexual Orientation Jason lover	"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." Rev. Jesse Jackson "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" Robin Williams "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfield "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
	安娜·茨瑞尔斯·乌突森 Spoiler: click to toggle ^^Thanks An-iceh WoW


Fluffy the Shark	Sep 1 2009, 02:37 PM Post #2
Emotionally Insane Posts: 20,348 Group: Member(TSS) Member #112 Joined: October 10, 2008 Gender Tomboy (Female) Sexual Orientation Lesbian	lulz XD
	"Yes, it is better to masturbate, because at best it corrupts only one person." ~ Bible.com


Bluezone777	Sep 7 2009, 07:41 AM Post #3
Posts: 16,665 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: July 10, 2008 Gender Male Sexual Orientation Straight	lol good quotes.
	Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." My Awards


Xarina	Sep 7 2009, 07:50 AM Post #4
<3 Jason Posts: 18,641 Group: Moderator Member #3 Joined: July 27, 2008 Gender Female Sexual Orientation Jason lover	"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson Is my favorite XD
	安娜·茨瑞尔斯·乌突森 Spoiler: click to toggle ^^Thanks An-iceh WoW


Darklight	Nov 2 2009, 06:46 PM Post #5
Psychognosis Posts: 2,171 Group: Member Member #287 Joined: October 6, 2009 Gender male Sexual Orientation straight	Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) This one makes me wonder. Is Barbara Bush saying she is bad at oral sex and does it anyway or she is good at it and that is why the first president Bush is happy all the time?
	Looking for the right lady. Mjust be about as strange as I am.


1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)


« Previous Topic · Spam and Humor · Next Topic »